"I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."

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I have a serious crush on her.

Give me the whole tomato, or else.

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Barney dancing to “single ladies”

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From John Reviews Twilight and New Moon 

lmao!

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Eat. My. Shorts.

(Source: notniallscrocodile)

“No, I don’t talk about my love life for a very good reason. And that reason is I don’t have one. Which is very good news for the ladies, I suppose. I am still available. I’m a heck of a catch, ‘cuz er…well, look at it. I live in Slough in a lovely house with my parents. I have my own room, which I’ve had since yep, since I was born. That’s seen a lot of action, I tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out. So, I’m a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue, ladies.” (x)

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