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Uhm, hi Mr. Dancy.
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Robin: There was one small dispute about which one of us was more awesome. We just called it a tie and had sex.
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My foundation for what a cool boyfriend should be is all based on the stylings of Dylan McKay.
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“Do you think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.” — Blake (Alec Baldwin), Glengarry Glen Ross
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“If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever.”— David Sedaris
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“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it’s funny how sleep comes all on it’s own.”
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