“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” — Spongebob Squarepants
So you should know I am a huge Kevin Spacey fan and have been for more than 10 years now. I also have a friend Gwen from Canada (I’m in Boston) who adores him as well. We have a radio show, blah blah blah.
The big deal is, she’s coming all the way out here to Boston in November to see Men Who Stare At Goats with me. We’re so excited and obviously slightly lame. So this is a big deal, a big event and all brought to you by Kevin Spacey.
Robin (oh and my website’s name is taken from a Kevin movie)
“Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don’t put off being happy until some future date.” — Dale Carnegie
You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don’t really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that’s what I want. And it’s your responsibility to see that I get what I want.~Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey) Swimming With Sharks
*If you haven’t seen this yet, trust me, you need to.
Photos from Swimming with Sharks
Jim Parsons + Craig Ferguson = Late Night Comedy Gold EVERY TIME. (Source: jimparsons.net)
“If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever.” — David Sedaris
“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings” — David Sedaris (Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim)
It’s a Fruit Loop rainbow!
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” — Thomas Stephen Szasz
“The future is called “perhaps,” which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the only important thing is not to allow that to scare you.” — Tennessee Williams, Orpheus Descending
“It’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.” — Henry Rollins
A mobile home, literally. (Source)