January 2011
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While I enjoyed Inception and all...
the ending paled in comparison to The Usual Suspects…
But then every moving ending does.
December 2010
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TV School: Jack Donaghy's Top 5 Liz Lemon Putdowns... →
By Anaïs Escobar
“You are the Albert Pujols of having problems.” How to explain the hilarity of this one to non-baseball fans, hm. Liz is also the LeBron James of having problems and awkward hair triangles.
“A middle-aged woman saying ‘dude stuff,’ is that on my sadness scavenger…
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I wish I could say I’ve never had a night like this…
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This is not a job. This is an exercise in constant humiliation.
– Jack Donaghy, about all shitty jobs ever
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Sex Before Marriage
I was listening to a radio show where they were talking about how important sex is before marriage. For me personally I can’t imagine not knowing how the person I am going to spend the rest of my life with is in bed. I am not going to fully commit to someone until I know that A. we are compatible sexually and B. that we can live together.
It’s weird to me that people think having sex...
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Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks...
– Jenna Maroney/My personal philosophy
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ask & you shall receive →
Give it a go…it might feel good. Ask me anything: sex, drugs, music, movies, cats, or family…whatever you desire.
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I used to think that Ruth Fisher from Six Feet...
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Jack: “The television audience doesn’t want your elitist east coast, alternative, intellectual, leftwing…”
Liz: “Jack, just say Jewish this is taking forever.”
-30 Rock
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I’m thinking of buying this with my B&N card. I love this movie.
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Sex Before Marriage
I was listening to a radio show where they were talking about how important sex is before marriage. For me personally I can’t imagine not knowing how the person I am going to spend the rest of my life with is in bed. I am not going to fully commit to someone until I know that A. we are compatible sexually and B. that we can live together.
It’s weird to me that people think having sex...
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If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think...
– The Tao Of Gosling
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Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
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strangecondition replied to your post: Massachusetts Badassness
You should thank Ben Affleck, probably
That won’t be the only thing I’ll thank him for.
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Massachusetts Badassness
I was just thinking about the recent movies that have been about Massachusetts. Movies such as The Departed, Gone Baby Gone and The Fighter. A main part of the plots of these movies is either violence, drugs nad/or corruption.
It’s like some kind of badass publicity for Boston.
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Massachusetts Badassness
I was just thinking about the recent movies that have been about Massachusetts. Movies such as The Departed, Gone Baby Gone and The Fighter. A main part of the plots of these movies is either violence, drugs nad/or corruption.
It’s like some kind of badass publicity for Boston.
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We were meant to lose people we love. How else would we know how important they...
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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“Wait… where am I? This place sucks!” - guy who took the midnight train going anywhere
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modfam.
Alex: So dumb guys go for dumb girls AND smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get?
Phil: Cats, mostly.
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There’s a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That...
– Cameron Tucker
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Who's the most talented person you know?
My husband. He’s an artist. He can sing. He can play the guitar, bass and drums. He’s also incredibly intelligent and romantic.
What do you want to know?
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Seems To Me
that when we are in a bad mood now we look for someone online to attack. It doesn’t matter if they have anything to do with what is going on in our life, it’s just a matter of needing to lash out at someone. It’s easy to lash out online because you can do it and walk away.
I know I’ve done this and I hate when I realize I’ve taken this route. It’s immature and...
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Seems To Me
that when we are in a bad mood now we look for someone online to attack. It doesn’t matter if they have anything to do with what is going on in our life, it’s just a matter of needing to lash out at someone. It’s easy to lash out online because you can do it and walk away.
I know I’ve done this and I hate when I realize I’ve taken this route. It’s immature and...
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Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts,...
– Bob Marley.
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I have loved to the point of madness; that which is called madness, that which...
– F. Sagan
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