House: You bastard! You invited my parents to dinner.
Wilson: Geez Cameron's got a big mouth!
House: Hah! Not as big as yours!
Wilson: Hey! You used me to avoid seeing your parents.
House: Well what do you care?
Wilson: I don't, I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.
House: You could have just asked.
Wilson: You would have lied!
House: And you would have believed me! Which would have kept us both happy. You want your money back? Is this what this is about?
Wilson: No! Wait, what... have you got the money? If you have the money then why did you need the loan?
House: I didn't. Just wanted to see if you could give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me 40 dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you draw the line.
Wilson: You're.. you're trying to... objectively measure how much I value our friendship?!
House: Hey, it's 5 grand. You've got nothing to be ashamed of. So what do you say? One little phone call and one big cheque?
Wilson: Fine. Thanks. Now, be a grown-up and either tell mommy and daddy you don't want to see them, or I'm picking you up at 7 for dinner.
House: What do you mean? You just said that--
Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, see where you draw the line.
Sep 28th
I believe one day Sheldon will eat an...
Penny: Okay you guys, look, I know this is none of my business but I just have to ask: what's Sheldon's deal?
Leonard Hofstadter: What do you mean, "deal"?
Penny: You know, like, what's his deal? Is it girls? Guys? Sock puppets?
Leonard Hofstadter: Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.
Penny: Oh come on, everybody has a deal.
Howard Wolowitz: Not Sheldon. Over the years we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce; I'm an advocate of mitosis.
Sep 21st