Escape Artist

Likes: British tv, indie movies, Kevin Spacey, Foo Fighters, Weezer, honesty, my husband, beer, bagels and Ireland.

Dislikes: fakeness, most reality tv, Twilight, defensiveness, meatloaf (the food not the band)

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Gone Girl (2014) | Directed by David Fincher

"I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer."

That’s not what you want. You know it’s handled. You know I can handle it. What do you want?

(via mccalldonovan)


after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather’s house and we had to drive down the highway of tears and when we arrived my mom called because the police had phoned our house to say that a constructor had reported a man driving an suv with our license plate with a “pale, bloated, lifeless body in the front seat”

i got mistaken for a dead body

they thought my dad was a murderer

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Is there a gif where Nick is stuck in the ducts screaming and trying to get away? It feels like that could come in handy someday. You know?


relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(via zodiacchic)



this might be my favorite vine

this is my favorite vine

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OK, did Mindy and Danny have sex?


Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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