Spongebob Squarepants
So you should know I am a huge Kevin Spacey fan and have been for more than 10 years now. I also have a friend Gwen from Canada (I’m in Boston) who adores him as well. We have a radio show, blah blah blah.
The big deal is, she’s coming all the way out here to Boston in November to see Men Who Stare At Goats with me. We’re so excited and obviously slightly lame. So this is a big deal, a big event and all brought to you by Kevin Spacey.
Robin (oh and my website’s name is taken from a Kevin movie)
Dale Carnegie
You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don’t really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that’s what I want. And it’s your responsibility to see that I get what I want.~Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey) Swimming With Sharks
*If you haven’t seen this yet, trust me, you need to.
Jim Parsons + Craig Ferguson = Late Night Comedy Gold EVERY TIME. (Source: jimparsons.net)
David Sedaris
David Sedaris (Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim)
Thomas Stephen Szasz
Tennessee Williams, Orpheus Descending
Henry Rollins
A mobile home, literally. (Source)
“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything...
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My foundation for what a cool boyfriend should be is all based on the stylings of Dylan McKay.
“Do you think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.” — Blake (Alec Baldwin), Glengarry Glen Ross
Me, I really need more fucking coffee...
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I’m actually a little offended right now.
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT KEVIN SPACEY, HE IS...
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it’s funny how sleep comes all on it’s own.”
- David Sedaris
Vanity Fair August 2009: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?
Kat Dennings, Anton Yelchin, Maya Rudolph, John Krasinski, Elizabeth Banks, and Hugh...